titons
Large HUGE even boobs...as in tits, but bigger...and weigh a ton
Good heavens, look at those titons!
Titonics
A really nice big pair of boobs.
"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special
Titone
"A flatulent, bedwetting drunkard who parties like it's 1999 no matter what year it is"
"She decided not to take him home last night because he thought he was a Titone."
"My relationship with Jonny was going well until I realized he was a total Titone."
"My relationship with Jonny was going well until I realized he was a total Titone."
Titone
An person who is addicted to sucking on cow tits to satisfy their sexual needs
People want Joe to show up to the party because he is a titone
Titonic Effect
The effect of which a woman's breast make her seem more attractive
"Man she's so hot"
"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"
"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"