Bingler

A bingler is a small creature that feeds on garden variety plant life. They eat flower petals and excrete a substance known as 'Bingler Jelly' which tastes good to the average person. To harvest bingler jelly a person must catch a bingler, avoid the fangs and queeze tightly. Binglers tend to ruin gardens and are sometimes referred to as 'Shit disturbers' for doing so. Recently, in popular media, The term bingler is used whenver someone is being inconvenient or 'Disturbing your shit'.

A teenage male in the constant and futile pursuit of sexual encounters with one or more women. Often a bingler will leave his friends to follow a particularly unintelligent female wherever she goes.

One who commences the act of "Bingling."

A bingler is what you call a bingo caller. Although it is not a common name amongst the bingo community, it is part of the bingo lingo vocabulary.

A night of consistent binge drinking, drug taking and good tunes with your mates. Often occurs into the early hours of the morning.

A sick ass dude with a fat cock. If you give him a few drinks, he will steal your girlfriends heart. Absolute Prince Charming to the max. Not only is he a lover, but a fighter. A man that turns down no fades. A man with a lot of nicknames and loves sea creatures, mainly squids. Often has a love for older Latina women. Especially housekeepers.