Tits on bacon
Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.
"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"
Tit bacon
The excess skin everyone has that’s next to the top of your arms. It shows when your wearing a tank top.
Nice shirt Alice I can totally see your tit bacon
tits-bacon
adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.
Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!