Tittie shock
medical condition defined by the expression on ones face after seeing an amazing rack. Bug eyes, open mouth, general paralysis lasting 5 seconds to a minute, along with euphoria, and temporary blindness are all symptoms of Tittie shock.
MAN A: Dude at the party last night , Ashley totaly flashed her tits at me!
MAN B: oh yeah her tits are awesome!
MAN A: i know i was in tittie shock for like 15 minutes
MAN B: oh yeah her tits are awesome!
MAN A: i know i was in tittie shock for like 15 minutes
titty-shocked
to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday
"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."
titty shock ball grip
to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)
I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.