tittiplop
tit-ti-plop. Noun. An example of an onomatopoeia, the noise made by the undersurface of a breast repeatedly flogging the cephalad surface of a female beer gut, such as when a tittipotamus ambulates at normal speeds.
Much to his chagrin, Paul awakened to the sound of a tittiplop; it was then that he realized his wife had turned into a tittipotamus.
When riding the retarded horse, Karen went into status tittiplopicus - tittiplop, tittiplop, tittiplop...
When riding the retarded horse, Karen went into status tittiplopicus - tittiplop, tittiplop, tittiplop...