Titty bag
A variation on tea bagging where a woman with large titties rests her boobs on the forehead of a passed out douch and poses for a picture just to show him how much fun he missed out on.
He could have had a great night until he passed out. Just so he'd never forget why you should stay up, two hot chicks decided to titty bag his dumb ass!
Titty Bag
Bra, used by a pimp in one of the Dirty Harry movies before he searches a prostitute's bra for hidden money.
Let's see what you got here in the titty bag.
Titty bags
A variation of man boobs, which sag and look more deflated than the standard boobs. Usually seen between states of significant weight loss.
-Look at Trevor over there by the pool!
-Eww, titty bags.
-Eww, titty bags.
Paper bag titties
Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.
Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.
Candle Bag Titties
Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.
Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.
Trash Bag titty whore
When you have titties that are saggy and full of fat.
Girl#1: Look at my boobies!
Girl#2: You mean that's fat, trash bag titty whore!
Girl#2: You mean that's fat, trash bag titty whore!
Shit Bag Titty Fucker
When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.
Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker