Tittyburger
Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.
After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.
TittyBurger
Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.
Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?
Jimmy: I went bowling.
Human: How was it?
Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!
Jimmy: I went bowling.
Human: How was it?
Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!