Titty tax
Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.
Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.
tittie tax
Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.