Toadstool
A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.
You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
Toadstool
the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.
Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
Toadstool
Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.
Me neither.
Toadstool
The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series
Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach
Toadstool
A short and fat penis.
Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.
Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.
Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.
Toadstool
When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.
Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!
Toadstool
The begining part of Cinderella’s transformation dress
Ohmigod look at Cinderella, she looks like a f****** toadstool