Binky-Man
A cryptid. Those who have reported sightings of Binky-Man speak of a short & stocky man in a robe, riding a broomstick. He is said to have a brightly colored object in his mouth that makes a loud clicking noise as he gets near. He has been spotted all over the world, and has recently been regarded as a deity in Southeast Asia. To most, though, he is viewed as an evil and unlucky figure, as multiple witnesses have gone missing soon after a sighting occurs.
Person 1: "Jane told me that Binky-Man has been spotted in our town!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 2: "What?"