tobiazard
A hairy ballsack.
Mate like this one guy made those kids cry at the gym, such a Tobiazard.
Tobiazard
The most annoying, disorganised and useless ape there is. Usually has lots of unfinished projects of the wooden variety. Can't maintain a field to save his life.
Seven weeks and the shed still has no roof? You're such a Tobiazard!