Tobydakneegrow
It is the word that gets written on the "Hello! My name is" sticker that goes to the only blue gum in attendance at the high school dance in Chugwater Wyoming.
Security guard " Excuse me Kaff, to get in you have to wear one of these "Hello! My name is" stickers. But since you probably can't write your own name, this will be your new name, TOBYDAKNEEGROW"