Cucumber
A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks
I want a cucumber mate
Cucumbers
Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice
Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags?
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers
Cucumber
Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs
Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks
Earl: thanks
cucumbering
Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
Cucumber
An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)
Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.
You: No. No. No.
Me: Yes you do.
You: No. No. No.
Me: Yes you do.
cucumber
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
cucumber
A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.
"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."