Toffee Apple
A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.
Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.
Toffee Apple
Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance
Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?
Toffee apple
When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face
Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!
It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!
It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!
toffee apple
Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
Toffee appleing
The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!
Somerset Toffee Apple
An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
Sticky toffee apple
When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.
Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*