Toffee Finger
When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
TOFFEE FINGER
When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please