to Fontaine
v. to act so homosexual that it\\'s &%$#ing ridiculous, but remaining completely and totally heterosexual.
1. While your friend randomly humps a sexy german boy you say,\\"WTF!! That kid has been doing way to much Fontaineing lately.\\"
2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\\'s nipples.
2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\\'s nipples.
Fontaine
adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
Fontaine
The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.
" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "
Fontained
Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.
Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained
A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
Fontain
When you have mixed emotions about someone or something.
I feel very fontain about the boy in red.
Darius Fontaine
Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
Richmond Fontaine
Greatly underrated alt-country band from Portland, Oregon. Led by singer, songwriter and author Willy Vlautin, and performing thought-provoking ballads about life around the mexican border.
'Have you heard the Richmond Fontaine song "Westward Ho"? It's amazing!'
'I don't even know who you are, now get out of my living room before i call the cops.'
'I don't even know who you are, now get out of my living room before i call the cops.'