tofting
Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context
A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."
B: "He just never stops tofting..."
Toft
British Slang (South Coast). Toft is an adjective used to describe the rich middle and upper classes of the South, by those who are not.
David Cameron is a Toft.
TOFT
An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).
Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.
TOFT
A really really nice rack. Literally means "Totally Outrageous Fucking Titties." Also can mean something that is incredible or unbelieveable.
Dude, you have a TOFT at your 8 'o clock
Today was Toft. I got that girl's number and had a winning lottery ticket.
Today was Toft. I got that girl's number and had a winning lottery ticket.
TOFT
Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.
A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.
C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.
C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!
Tofting
The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.
Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.
Toft
To old for Twitter
'Dad, stop posting on Twitter! #toft'