Toft

British Slang (South Coast). Toft is an adjective used to describe the rich middle and upper classes of the South, by those who are not.

David Cameron is a Toft.

TOFT

An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).

Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend.

TOFT

A really really nice rack. Literally means "Totally Outrageous Fucking Titties." Also can mean something that is incredible or unbelieveable.

Dude, you have a TOFT at your 8 'o clock

Today was Toft. I got that girl's number and had a winning lottery ticket.

tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

TOFT

Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.

A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.

C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

Toft

To old for Twitter

'Dad, stop posting on Twitter! #toft'

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释义	Toft British Slang (South Coast). Toft is an adjective used to describe the rich middle and upper classes of the South, by those who are not. David Cameron is a Toft. TOFT An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber). Oh you got with Kelly? Your so lucky I was willing to TOFT her fat friend. TOFT A really really nice rack. Literally means "Totally Outrageous Fucking Titties." Also can mean something that is incredible or unbelieveable. Dude, you have a TOFT at your 8 'o clock Today was Toft. I got that girl's number and had a winning lottery ticket. tofting Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!" B: "He just never stops tofting..." TOFT Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team. A: Bro check out those broads over there! B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts. C: So what happened last night brother? D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft... C: Ouch! Tofting The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath. Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush. Toft To old for Twitter 'Dad, stop posting on Twitter! #toft'
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