Bintectomy
A simple elective surgical procedure, ridding one of those troublesome hangers-on, poltergeists and mendicants which seem to proliferate exponentially.
Alright lads, anyone for a pint? Jessica was howling for my blood last time so I had a bintectomy.
Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.
A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.
Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.
A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.