Tofuism
The pursuit of true joy. Focused on cosmic experiences found through performing tasks that exclusively aimed towards pleasing the soul and mind.
What a wild child, he must be a follower of Tofuism.
Tofuism
The worship of tofu and other vegan products. Much different than the vegan lifestyle, tofuism is a religion. Followers are called to end the suffering of ALL animals. Many tofuism followers work with PETA.
“What do you mean tofuism isn’t a real religion, Karen?? What are you, Catholic?”