toilet bag
When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.
"Dude, I need a toilet bag"
Toilet Tea Bag
The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.
He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.
Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !
Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !
Brown bag toilet
When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.