toilet bombed
when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.
It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
Toilet bomb
n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.
v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.
v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.
The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.