toilet dew
when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.