toilet face
When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement
It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster
dirty toilet paper face
Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.
examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)
Toilet About Face
The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."