Toilet Necklace
A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.
Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night
Toilet seat necklace
T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."
1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"
A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N
1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"
A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N