Toilet Padding
Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
Padded Toilet Seat
A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!