toilet paper hipster
an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.
Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.