Toilet
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
Toilet
A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
Toilet
(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
Toilet
It eats your poop.
I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
Toilet
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Toilet
an incredibly difficult target to make when your drunk
i was so hammered last night, i completly missed the toilet
Toilet
A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.
Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."
"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."