Russian Toilette
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Toilette Surprise
When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
toilette twinkie
A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.
"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"
toilette roulette
One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.
Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.
eau de toilette
The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.
I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.
Eau De Toilette
(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?
stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
Davidoff Eau de Toilette
After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'