Toilet Twerk
"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.
"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.