toiloitering
An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.
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Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.
Toiloiter
verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”