to implode
(v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excramential form.
bob: i imploded yesterday
Not Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know im gay
Not Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know im gay
implode
To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.
Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.
not if it implodes
Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)
Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
or
Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
or
Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!
imploding
When you have to repress a fart and it kind of goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its way back up in out of sight before it escapes.
Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all implode. Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die.
implode
The exact opposite of explode
Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in.
IMplode
To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs
Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him.
head-imploding
Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.
Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!
or
Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!
or
Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding