tokarczyk
A synonym for a microscopic wang. It contains green puss emitting from the tip. If someone has this last name will have extremely tiny testicles and covered in green cream all the time. Often smells of beef and cheese.
“Holy shit I think I have Tokarczyk! I am creaming green!”
Doctor: “you have been diagnosed with Tokarczyk syndrome…. And cancer too.
Doctor: “you have been diagnosed with Tokarczyk syndrome…. And cancer too.