Toldie
A small, long piece of shit.
Ross put his toldie in Paddie's ear.
toldy
A contraction of two words; toby and toley. Most often used to describe an extreme gay sex act involving chicken giblets.
my friend and i enjoyed a furious toldy. group toldy's are the best, aren't they??
floating toldy
North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .
Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .