Tolkienchad
A superfan of the works of Tolkien who loves ruining the fun of people Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy and other Tolkien adaptations by explaining all the many changes, problems, and betrayals of the original works. The opposite of Jacksimp.
Guy 1: Should we put on Peter Jackson's iconic trilogy?
Guy 2: We can't watch them until Rex leaves the party, because he's a Tolkienchad.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I heard Caleb is a Tolkienchad as well.
Guy 2: We can't watch them until Rex leaves the party, because he's a Tolkienchad.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I heard Caleb is a Tolkienchad as well.