Tollesbury
A village next to the shithole-dump of tolleshunt d'arcy. This village is the home of all incestulous beings in essex. Don't even go there.
"look at that 6 toed retard from Tollesbury shagging his sister"
Tollesbury
An area which is full of insest brothers and sisters who have webbed feet so they can easily participate in creek jumping.
Sam: ‘I’m gonna go home now’
Billy: ‘Ah Sam don’t be boring’
Sam: ‘Nah cba to stay out in Tollesbury tonight’
Leif: ‘Don’t worry Billy we can go back to mine and have fun in my room’
Billy: ‘Ah Sam don’t be boring’
Sam: ‘Nah cba to stay out in Tollesbury tonight’
Leif: ‘Don’t worry Billy we can go back to mine and have fun in my room’
Tollesbury
sexy and hot. also a good place to die
oh you live in tollesbury? that explains it all.