to lose
ejaculate
about to lose all over my keyboard
lose-lose
Noun. Name for a person. Used as in "You're a lose-lose." A person whom, with them, everything is a "lose-lose situation."
(NOTE: A "lose-lose situation" is the opposite of a "win-win situation.")
(NOTE: A "lose-lose situation" is the opposite of a "win-win situation.")
... After Joe and Bob are busted for possession of marijuana and cited by the police (but not arrested because the amount was too little), the following conversation occurs:
Joe: "We can go back to my house or we can smoke the rest of my stash of pot." :)
Bob: "Honestly Joe, if we go back to your house, we'll get in trouble because the cops already called your parents, and your 'pot stash' is too small to get high off of. Goddammit, you're such a LOSE-LOSE! Everything with you is a lose-lose situation!" >:(
Joe: "Yeah, you're right; I suck." :(
Joe: "We can go back to my house or we can smoke the rest of my stash of pot." :)
Bob: "Honestly Joe, if we go back to your house, we'll get in trouble because the cops already called your parents, and your 'pot stash' is too small to get high off of. Goddammit, you're such a LOSE-LOSE! Everything with you is a lose-lose situation!" >:(
Joe: "Yeah, you're right; I suck." :(
lose it
(verb)
1-to lose one's mind; to become crazy or angry.
2-to miss the chance.
1-to lose one's mind; to become crazy or angry.
2-to miss the chance.
My dad's lost it!
for the lose
The opposite of for the win. Used to describe a situation or thing that is undesirable, whether that situation was caused by the speaker or by someone else. Often shouted when someone is killed in a multiplayer game. Most commonly used by gamers, though it's gaining popularity in general online culture for anything that's disliked.
"He just shot me with a rocket launcher! For the lose!"
"We have a math test tomorrow. For the lose."
"We have a math test tomorrow. For the lose."
Losing
Something Charlie Sheen can't do. It if looks like he's losing, he's just having a winning overload.
If you are playing a game and the other team is up by alot, your losing. If Charlie Sheen is on the same team as you, he can switch sides so that he doens't have a winning overload.
Lose
A definition that in 5 years time noone will ever see.
"This is my first Urban Dictionary add"
"You loose!"
"No its spelt lose"
"You loose!"
"No its spelt lose"
Losing
What Charlie Sheen has never done in his life.
Hey Sheen, remember losing that baseball game one time? No Justin, im always winning!