Tomatism
A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
It's real, don't look it up.
It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
Tomatism
The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
tomater
Tomato said in a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."
tomatic
made out of tomatoes
pico: honey its symptomatic im demolishing automatic wubdnhebhwb hunenimolsh tomatic
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
tomater
Tomato said with a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"
tomate
Portuguese slang word for testicles, balls
"Já tenho os tomates cheios de esatres a falar para a piça!"
tomat
Is an anthropomorphic tomato who uses Twitter and somehow has followers like how wtf
tomat > borgar