Tom Johnson
(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.
I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!
Big Tom Johnson
When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"