Tommyglish
A finer, more reformed version of the English language, only spoken by those of a massive brain
Josh: Hello Tommy
Tommy: Hello Josh do you are Class 37 at York yet?
Josh: No Tommy
Tommy: Sorry Josh I do Tommyglish to say
Tommy: Hello Josh do you are Class 37 at York yet?
Josh: No Tommy
Tommy: Sorry Josh I do Tommyglish to say