Tom's Mum
Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
Toms mum
Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
You wish you know a toms mum