Tomtom
The derogatory nickname given to someone of the name Tomas. It is often said in a high voice and is designed to piss off the Tomas in question. The more often it is said by the most amount of people, the more it pisses off the Tomas. Use it generously and wisely.
*Tom enters the room*
Guy 1,2&3: "OMG It's TOMTOM!!"
Guy 4&5: "Tomtom Tomtom Tomtom Tomtom!!!!!"
Guy 1,2&3: "OMG It's TOMTOM!!"
Guy 4&5: "Tomtom Tomtom Tomtom Tomtom!!!!!"
tomtom
Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.
tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
tomtom
A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.
I wish I was TomTom
TomTom
The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.
Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom
Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom
Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!
Tomtom
A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.
Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!
Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!
Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
TomTom
TomTom is literally so funny and cool like how tf anyways tomtom u r like amazing and very swag 👍
TomTom is one of the coolest ppl ik :)
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tomtom
An example of an enigma, a message indicator circa '40.
...would use TOMTOM, ... his name was Tom? Turned out he was a fan of ...