Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

Tonbridge Sacking

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.

We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.

Tonbridge School

Established in 1553, Tonbridge School is a famous English major public school in Kent well know for its sporting and academic excellence. The school was founded by Sir Andrew Judde and has a close relationship with the Skinners Company. Ex-Tonbridge pupils are referred to as Old Tonbridgians or OTs. Tonbridge's fees are among the highest in Britain at around £30,000 per year, higher than Eton or Harrow.

I go to school at Tonbridge School, its like Eton but its better.

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

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释义	Tonbridge A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes "Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling." Tonbridge Sacking A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge. We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday. Tonbridge School Established in 1553, Tonbridge School is a famous English major public school in Kent well know for its sporting and academic excellence. The school was founded by Sir Andrew Judde and has a close relationship with the Skinners Company. Ex-Tonbridge pupils are referred to as Old Tonbridgians or OTs. Tonbridge's fees are among the highest in Britain at around £30,000 per year, higher than Eton or Harrow. I go to school at Tonbridge School, its like Eton but its better. Tonbridge Reverse Eclair Sexual Act. Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage. Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit. Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night. Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though? Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit. Guy 1: Rad dude.
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