tonge
a place in Leicestershire, also the name of a particularly clumsy and dense but likeable cheese factory worker - the term 'Tonge', since 1987, became a way of calling someone an ass or a fool, but in a warm and friendly way...
ah u stupid tonge...
tonge
the male sexual organ, but can be used as a derrogatory form of abuse against someone
you're a fucking tonge
tong
asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.
dass a tong meng
On the tongs
To be hedonistically taking drugs or drinking perfectly, to be “cooking it” but to be making sure that the heat is spread evenly and thus in turn not burning out. The analogy is fueled and inspired by the most versatile and essential Australian cooking intrument, the tongs.
We have been on the tongs for a couple of days now and were still not burnt
Tonging
Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.
I tonged like 40 times last night
Tong
The war cry of a blind monk from the game "Dota 2"
"TONG!" the blind monk cried in agony as he was stabbed in the knee.
Tong
n. One person you meet who will never fail you, both intelligently and sexually. (Sexually only to females) He is most likely the most attractive person you have ever seen. No matter what gender you are and no matter your sexual preference, you will be extremely motivated to have an amazing night with him just by looking at him.
vt. Being able to handle something well.
v. Attracting people through physical appearance and emotional intelligence.
adj. Being extremely attractive; Being extremely amazing at sexual activities.
vt. Being able to handle something well.
v. Attracting people through physical appearance and emotional intelligence.
adj. Being extremely attractive; Being extremely amazing at sexual activities.
n. "Hey look at George Clooney! He is definitely a Tong like the Chinese guy.
vt. Oh! To all the gods in Olympia, you have totally tonged me last night.
v. You are tonging me now, I can think of nothing but you.
adj. You are tong, sir. I will never be able to have such a night again.
vt. Oh! To all the gods in Olympia, you have totally tonged me last night.
v. You are tonging me now, I can think of nothing but you.
adj. You are tong, sir. I will never be able to have such a night again.