Tonsk
A person who goes to Villanova and smoke(d)(s) an insanely large amount of pot, until they have to get drug tested and stop for a little while. In the meantime, they usually turn to dealing drugs. Also, may be a very violent alcoholic. However, despite these obstacles, this person still manages to pull in more ass than most people in their class.
Oh my god, look it's (a) Tonsk. Go ask him if he'll sell us an eighth.