Tony pike

A pike that is caught in the Pollagh area or other polluted/irradiated Waters . This spice of pike know as the Esox Niger or chain pike is usually uncommon to find alive in the wild as it is so stupid that it will attempt to eat itself when caught. It is believed to be named after the spice tonyious moximus which is believed to be one of the stupidest creatures to have ever lived during the Neolithic period.