Took her temperature
A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.
Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
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I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
???
I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.