Toot boots
When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.
Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
Toot Boot
When a girl with an amazing ass always farts and sometimes shits herself
Yeah shes hot but shes a toot boot
Toot It & Boot It
When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.
Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
toot and boot
a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.
John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
tooted and booted
To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."
Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
Toot It & Boot It
Farting and ducking out
Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.
Toot-and-boot
When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!