Toothless Earthdog
Think of the fattest, slimiest, tooth-ly-est, hole digging scumbag, loser who works overtime part of the time. They always know everything but have the brain power of a windowlicker. They chew on their fat upper lip and have chew dripping down their beard. They always have their mouth open and flies routinely fly in and out of they pie hole. Now times that by 2 and that the person were looking for.
Hey bob. you remember that toothless earthdog from down the road?
Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn
Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn