Too Δ for this.
Δ = Hipster, so essentially Too hipster for this. Used on tumblr a lot.
*Chatroom*
Person: Hey, have you heard? Lady Gaga's doing a tour! Wanna come?
Hipster: Ugh, I'm too Δ for this.
Person: Hey, have you heard? Lady Gaga's doing a tour! Wanna come?
Hipster: Ugh, I'm too Δ for this.